Relaxing after today's relentless slog in The Vault in Middlewhich. There, Martin, Geraldine and Richard made the acquaintance of two delightful Middlewhichians (?) called Marcus and Sam, seen pictured here. Marcus is a hero of Iraq where he served with the Hussars, and he now works in the building industry locally. Sam is a chartered accountant and an investor of some considerable shrewdness, whose tips on oil stocks, gold and other shares were riveting. Unfortunately the FSA does not allow us to reveal any more, other than to confirm that we have now designated her the Sage of Middlewich. Watch out Warren Buffet!